Post by michael on Apr 3, 2011 15:32:50 GMT -5
I see you're still reading this. That means that the poison has yet to take effect.
No, don't look around. Act normal. No one else can see this, except you. The fact you can see this means you have, at most, ten minutes to live.
I'd love to tell you why this much be, but I assure you, I would not be able to explain the situations leading to this moment sufficiently within ten minutes.
What I can do, however, is offer you some form of comfort in these, the final moments of you're young, unfulfilled life.
That comfort is that you may die with the knowledge that your death, ensures my survival. That, in and of itself, should leave you with a smile.
If that didn't help, I also offer you the fact you'll not feel a thing. Nothing at all.
Since, nothing shall be happening. You will be fine. If you believed anything you've read here, or were upset by it in some way, might I recommend that this was meant wholly as a joke, and I apologize for any undue stress I may have caused.
I'm Michael and I hope you enjoy that little fun intro but anywho I hope to get to know you all.